fully on-chain · portfolio-reactive

hoodgrifters

Everything in crypto is a flex. A grift. You get in with the best intentions, but most succumb to it.
Can you afford to be here? Prove it.
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SOLD OUT · 5,000 minted · revealed · scan #1 complete
⚠ DUMP YOUR WALLET? YOU GO GHOST.
Your grifter's health is a live mirror of your wallet. Sell your bags before a scan and it drops straight to Ghost, no easing through the middle tiers. Two Ghost scans in a row and the contract burns it for good. Hold the flex, or lose the grifter.

The brief

A fully on-chain pixel collection that reacts to your wallet. After you mint, hoodgrifters scans your holdings on a schedule and stacks you against everyone else who minted one.
Scores are percentile against the pack, never absolute. There's no dollar threshold to defend, only position. The pack getting richer is the same as you getting poorer.

How it works

01 · SCAN
Read your wallet
Your whole position: tokens, NFTs, every EVM chain. Scanned on a schedule we set.
02 · RANK
Against the pack
Your value vs the median holder sets your integrity tier.
03 · RESOLVE
The art reacts
It redraws on-chain to match. Your NFT starts looking how your wallet looks.
04 · BURN
Burn is automatic
Hit the bottom tier two scans running and the contract burns it. No admin, no appeal.

Integrity tiers

Land below the cutoff and you drop a tier. Climb back and you recover. Hit the floor twice in a row and you're gone.
Pristine
Crisp
Cracked
Flaking
Dissolving
Ghost

The rules

5,000supply
↓ onlysupply direction
100%on-chain art
0admin burn controls
  1. 1
    Your grifter mirrors your wallet.
    Every hoodgrifter is tied to the wallet that holds it. Its health is a live reflection of that wallet's crypto, not a number you buy once but a standing you have to keep.
  2. 2
    We scan. You get ranked.
    On a schedule we control, the contract reads your entire on-chain position (native coin, tokens, and blue-chip NFTs across every major EVM chain) and stacks you against every other holder. Your score is your wallet value divided by the median holder. It is relative. There is no dollar target to defend, only your position in the pack.
  3. 3
    The art reacts, on-chain.
    Your rank sets your tier and the NFT redraws itself to match. Your grifter starts looking exactly how your wallet looks.
  4. 4
    Six tiers, top to bottom.
    Pristine, Crisp, Cracked, Flaking, Dissolving, Ghost.
  5. 5
    It is a live mirror. You can jump.
    There is no gentle slide. Dump your bags before a scan and your grifter drops straight to Ghost, skipping the middle. Fund back up and it climbs. Every scan re-reads reality from scratch.
  6. 6
    The exact Ghost line: below 25% of the median.
    Your score is R, your wallet value divided by the median holder. You are fully Pristine at R of 1.5 or higher (1.5 times the median). You hit Ghost the moment R falls under 0.25, meaning your wallet is worth less than a quarter of the median holder's. Everything between 0.25 and 1.5 is the middle tiers. The ratio is fixed. The dollar amount behind it moves as the pack moves.
  7. 7
    Two Ghost scans in a row and you are gone.
    Bottom out on two consecutive scans and the contract burns your grifter automatically. No admin does it. No one can stop it. There are no appeals. Climb back above the Ghost line before the second scan and the clock resets.
  8. 8
    Supply only goes down.
    5,000 to start, and it only shrinks, through failure, never through us. No mint-back, no buyback, no burn button we hold. It contracts exactly as fast as holders stop being able to afford the flex.
  9. 9
    The scans do not run forever.
    When the window closes, your final rank among whoever is left is what counts. Survive first.
The scans don't run forever.Survive first.
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